Two equally remarkable observations regarding the subtleties of the environment and its myriad complexities:
Volcanic ash cloud: Global warming may trigger more volcanoes
Climate change could spark more ''hazardous'' geological events such as volcanoes, earthquakes and landslides, scientists have warned.
So far, so much hot ash. But how about this:
Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric
Women behaving promiscuously are causing the earth to shake, according to cleric, as Ahmadinejad predicts Tehran quake
Now that's a bit more plausible, albeit in a metaphorical kind of way.