Volcano lies may be key to locking us up

An aviation expert has warned that the ongoing problem with an ash cloud, drifting from a volcano in Iceland, could cause disruption 'for more than 20 years' - affecting the UK and the rest of the world.

Oh dear. I'm actually starting to get a little scared. I don't want to be locked in the UK. You'll need a special permit to leave soon, I can see it coming. Only the elites will be allowed to travel. I have a sudden urge to get out now, while we still can.